Apparently I don't watch enough Cartoon Network. Steve Brule is funny as hell.
Let me tell you I'd discipline the following kid, instead of arguing with him in a "yes-you-did-no-I-didn't" fashion like the mother does in this video. I'd find out what matters to that child, and every time he raised his voice to me, I would take that thing away for a duration of time. If it weren't illegal, I would pound his little chubby rear end into the floor. I wish he would slap me.
All text taken word-for-word from online Fundamentalist Christian forums. Some people are idiots. The second half of this video is my favorite.